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Anonymous said: dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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  • teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

Tags: my life

aer-dna:

God forbid I ever know what to do with backgrounds.

Anyways… LOK/Soul Eater crossover. Death the Korra and Jinora Albarn with their trusty weapons The Ferret Brothers and Soul Eater Kai. Plus a bonus (entering into) Death cannon mode Korra or in this case, Avatar State mode.

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orrla-fairygirl:

serenaders-urgency:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS TO REBLOG FOR SO LONG

Squishes!  <3

orrla-fairygirl:

serenaders-urgency:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS TO REBLOG FOR SO LONG

Squishes!  <3

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Are you kidding me. My life is a fucking joke.

Tags: seriously

askanonbinary:

poop-fart-princess:

hey so uh

  • do you think the white supremacist capitalist oligarchy is gross?
  • do you think ableismis gross?
  • do you want to help a bunch of chronically ill queer kids stay fed and off the street AND build a network of intentional communities to do the same all over the country????
  • look no…

Please help my family

—Beck

I just got home and she’s all curled up in her favorite spot already.

"

Lying is the best and often also the most ethical way to get a job.
For $150, this guy bought a fake résumé & callable references in an industry he’s never worked in. And got hired:

For a small fee, CareerExcuse.com promises to not only craft an elaborate lie based on your exact job specifications but to see it through for as long as necessary. The site will provide a live HR operator and staged supervisor, along with building and hosting a virtual company website—complete with a local phone number and toll-free fax. CareerExcuse will even go so far as to make the fake business show up on Google Maps.

William Schmidt started the site in 2009, after being let go from his job in a round of layoffs during the lowest depths of the recession.

“While we were all unemployed, a couple of my former coworkers asked me to act as their reference for job interviews,” Schmidt recalled. “I did it for free for my friends, but then I realized that this is some there’s a pretty big demand for. It was something I could take to the public.”

He was right. Within the first 24 hours of launching the CareerExcuse site, Schmidt had already received multiple order for his services. He’s quick to brush off ethical concerns, citing horror stories from his clients about being mistreated by their former employers (and thus being unable to acquire a reference) and noting that it becomes more difficult to land a job the longer someone’s been unemployed.

Employment is a racket. So is college.

"

— May May (x)

I’m not even mad about this and no one should be. Sometimes all you really need to get a job is that one little lie that no one ever has to know about.

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lmovie:

alonglineofbread:

besides-itstoowarm:

Chubby Inuit mermaids with sleek seal tails

Sleek Japanese mermaids with orange and white koi bodies

Dark, scaly mermaids with enormous white eyes so that they can hunt at the bottom of the sea

Small mermaids with spiky, poisonous lionfish bodies

Mermaids with sharp teeth and shark tails that hunt sailors for fun

Mermaids that aren’t just skinny blonde pretty girls with fish tails

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Amén!!!!!

(Source: madqueenalanna, via psychadykic)

ileftmyhijabintokyo:

releasethemurderbirds:

why do we have boyfriends and girlfriends when we could have “datemates” which

  • rhymes
  • is genderneutral
  • avoids confusion between girl friends and girlfriends and boy friends and boyfriends
  • means you don’t have to introduce your adult partner by an infantilizing term
  • is cute too
  • means you don’t have to introduce your adult partner by an infantilizing term

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